Fannish fun

You guys are wonderful and sussed out each of my pairings in the pairing meme! For those that guessed pairings and gave me prompts, I have been studiously working on writing drabbles. Damn, I missed writing. Clearly I need to ignore the towering mound of schoolwork in favor of screwing around more often, right? Right.

Without further ado, I give you:

For shagungu
Prompt: Sherlock/John, and the skull

( The Voyeur; Sherlock, Sherlock/John, R )

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For lauriegilbert
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy, telephone (See link for a description of the children's game "telephone" if you are unfamiliar with it)

( Less Funny In Space; STXI, Kirk/McCoy, PG )

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For amor_remanet
Prompt: Kurt and Santana, either a tag to the latest episode [3x06] (for the angst or hurt/comfort), or something sweet and friendship-flavored

( I'm Glad We Had This Talk; Glee, Kurt & Santana (implied Kurt/Blaine and Santana/Brittany), PG-13 )

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Yes, I am aware that it's been a while. Thoughts are appreciated :)

After a crap evening entirely of my own making, I'd planned to just make dinner and go to bed.

I did nearly that. I merely added in the additional "write porn" to the middle of that. Here, have tonight's porn, plus bonus last-Monday's shenanigans as well.

Title: Confidence in Your Reply
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Length: ~280
Warnings: Restraints, sexual situations, titch of angst
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Jim is waiting for an answer.
A/N: Written for a prompt in jim_and_bones's semiweekly man-on-man.

( Confidence in Your Reply )

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Title: Difficult To Pin Down, But Worth It All The Same
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Length: ~460
Warnings: Bantery foreplay, sexual situations
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Sex and banter. What else is new?
A/N: Written for a prompt in jim_and_bones's semiweekly man-on-man.

( Difficult To Pin Down, But Worth It All The Same )

Title: Scheduling
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~450
Warnings: Mild sexual references
Disclaimer: I am not profiting from this fanwork.
Summary: It turns out that Jim doesn't quite know how to handle this situation.
A/N: Written for a photo prompt in the jim_and_bones community.

( Scheduling )

Title: In These Quiet Moments
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Length: ~800
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Borrowed for fun, not profit.
Summary: Bibliophiles in the wild.
A/N: Written for a photo prompt from the jim_and_bones community's Semiweekly Man-on-Man.

( In These Quiet Moments )

Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.


( What Would I Do Without You? )

The format for this week's bridge2sickbay was a bingo card. Two, actually. By the end of the fest we'd completed one full-card bingo and much of the second. Here are my contributions:

Prompt: Kirk - I got ya
( Best Man, Kirk, Spock/Uhura, PG )

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Prompt: McCoy - Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
( Things to Come, Gen, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Mulan
( Big Damn Heroines, Gen, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Cupcake – Cupcakes
( Cupcakes for Cupcake, Gen, PG )

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Prompt: Does anyone remember when we were explorers?
( A Better Way To Debrief, Ensemble, PG )

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Prompt: The Quick and the Dead
( High Noon, Gen, PG )

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Prompt: Scotty - Mechaphilia
( Protecting His Girl, Scotty/Enterprise, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Gangsters
( An Offer You Cannot Refuse, Mirror, Gen, PG )

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inell gave the following prompt: Kirk, McCoy - mistletoe for my holiday card exchange. Breathe easy: I swear, this is the last mistletoe-related fic I'm going to write! (...we all know I'm lying, right? Yeah, even I have to admit it.)

( Add It To The List, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )

I didn't post my drabbles from the last two bridge2sickbay fests that I participated in, so I'm going to fix that now.

From 12/5/10, the theme was "Texts From Last Night"


Prompt: Chapel, Gaila - I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
( Proper Tipping Procedure, Chapel/Gaila, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Pike, Kirk - I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
( Plans and Schemes, Pike/Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
( Beating Around the Bush... If You Know What I Mean, Kirk/McCoy, Uhura, R )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
( Pull Me In, Kirk/McCoy pre-slash, PG-13 )

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From 12/12/10, with the theme "perfumes" comes...


Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Secret Moments
( Secret Moments, Scotty/Gaila, G )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy, Joanna - Marshmallow
( Sticky Fingers, Kirk/McCoy, Joanna, PG )

I could hardly leave Pike out of the mistletoe fun, could I? The following is a scene that didn't make it into the final version of Blame Botany, but that I really rather like anyways. And so I am sharing it here...

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( Given that the Enterprise had to regularly send reports back to Starfleet Command, Jim figured it was inevitable that the mistletoe antics would eventually be noticed and questioned. )