Sanity's vacation

You guys are wonderful and sussed out each of my pairings in the pairing meme! For those that guessed pairings and gave me prompts, I have been studiously working on writing drabbles. Damn, I missed writing. Clearly I need to ignore the towering mound of schoolwork in favor of screwing around more often, right? Right.

Without further ado, I give you:

For shagungu
Prompt: Sherlock/John, and the skull

( The Voyeur; Sherlock, Sherlock/John, R )

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For lauriegilbert
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy, telephone (See link for a description of the children's game "telephone" if you are unfamiliar with it)

( Less Funny In Space; STXI, Kirk/McCoy, PG )

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For amor_remanet
Prompt: Kurt and Santana, either a tag to the latest episode [3x06] (for the angst or hurt/comfort), or something sweet and friendship-flavored

( I'm Glad We Had This Talk; Glee, Kurt & Santana (implied Kurt/Blaine and Santana/Brittany), PG-13 )

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Yes, I am aware that it's been a while. Thoughts are appreciated :)

After a crap evening entirely of my own making, I'd planned to just make dinner and go to bed.

I did nearly that. I merely added in the additional "write porn" to the middle of that. Here, have tonight's porn, plus bonus last-Monday's shenanigans as well.

Title: Confidence in Your Reply
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Length: ~280
Warnings: Restraints, sexual situations, titch of angst
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Jim is waiting for an answer.
A/N: Written for a prompt in jim_and_bones's semiweekly man-on-man.

( Confidence in Your Reply )

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Title: Difficult To Pin Down, But Worth It All The Same
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Length: ~460
Warnings: Bantery foreplay, sexual situations
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Sex and banter. What else is new?
A/N: Written for a prompt in jim_and_bones's semiweekly man-on-man.

( Difficult To Pin Down, But Worth It All The Same )

Title: Scheduling
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~450
Warnings: Mild sexual references
Disclaimer: I am not profiting from this fanwork.
Summary: It turns out that Jim doesn't quite know how to handle this situation.
A/N: Written for a photo prompt in the jim_and_bones community.

( Scheduling )

Title: In These Quiet Moments
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Length: ~800
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Borrowed for fun, not profit.
Summary: Bibliophiles in the wild.
A/N: Written for a photo prompt from the jim_and_bones community's Semiweekly Man-on-Man.

( In These Quiet Moments )

Title: We've Missed You
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Scotty/Gaila
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~750
Warnings: References to pain/injury
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, nor profit from this work.
Summary: An accident lands Scotty in Sickbay.
A/N: A touched up version of a ficlet from the bridge2sickbay drabble community. Written for the prompt: Scotty, Author's Choice – Gaila. Many thanks to lauriegilbert for her sharp eye.

( We've Missed You )

Prompt: Scotty - Vibration
( In Equal Measure; Scotty & the Enterprise, G )

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Prompt: Gaila - Brownies
( The Perils of Cultural (In)Sensitivity; Spock/Uhura, Gaila, PG-13 )

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( Also: food! )

Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.


( What Would I Do Without You? )

Title: At Least It's Not a Raptor
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cracky premise, ridiculousness, hyposprays, alien-spore-induced hallucinations
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine, but borrowed with love and appreciation.
Summary: After a run-in with hallucinogenic spores, Jim's roaming the ship, armed, and hunting dinosaurs. Bones is... wondering how this can possibly be his life.
A/N: Written for a buckleup_meme prompt: Jim: So you're not going to help me catch this pterodactyl then? AOS. Any context. Any response. Actual pterodactyl optional.. No actual dinosaurs or starship captains were injured in the making of this story. One was embarrassed, however he's getting used to that.


( At Least It's Not a Raptor )

Work tomorrow. We are, of course, expecting snow and ice, so I have packed a bag just in case. I would much prefer not to be stuck sleeping at work tomorrow night, but it is winter and snow happens.

I made chickpea spinach soup for dinner tonight and ate it with yummy french bread. So tasty.

The GF/DF cake that I made for my mother was a HUGE hit and now my father has requested that I make the same one for his birthday.

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In other news: Fic!

Title: Held In Your Arms
Fandom: Reboot/AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1450
Warnings: Language, hurt/comfort
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine, merely borrowed
Summary: Bones has a bad day and Jim is there to look after him
A/N: Written for a cuddle prompt over at buckleup_meme. This also fills the "exhaustion" prompt on my hc_bingo square.

( Held In Your Arms )

This week's theme was: idioms!


Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Water under the bridge
( The Cure for Pessimism, Scotty/Gaila, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Sly as a fox
( Direct Approach, Kirk/Gaila/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Kirk, Chekov - Your guess is as good as mine
( Unintended Exposure, Kirk/Chekov, PG-13 )

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In other news, I think my porn muse is broken :(

In other, other news, I'm back at work and exhausted. Work blew up while I was away. Woe. Does make the day less draggy though, I suppose.