Fannish fun

Title: Pirate Code
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~950
Warnings: Sex, language, ridiculousness, a touch of roleplaying
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. Much to their relief, I'd imagine.
Summary: Jim's teasing Bones about the beard backfires on him. Or does it?
A/N: Inspired by the Semiweeklhy Man-on-man post here at jim_and_bones. I don't know what got into me. It was late. Apparently in my mind that is when the pirates come out to play with the plot bunnies. Who were actually porn bunnies in disguise. I don't even know, people.

( Pirate Code )

Title: Tea Time
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu/Gaila
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~700
Warnings: Brief sexual reference
Disclaimer: I neither own Star Trek nor profit from this work.
Summary: Gaila finds this particular method of showing one's affections perfect.
A/N: A touched up version of a ficlet from the bridge2sickbay drabble community. Written for the prompt: Sulu, Gaila - Green tea. Many thanks to lauriegilbert for her sharp eye.

( Tea Time )

Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.


( What Would I Do Without You? )

The format for this week's bridge2sickbay was a bingo card. Two, actually. By the end of the fest we'd completed one full-card bingo and much of the second. Here are my contributions:

Prompt: Kirk - I got ya
( Best Man, Kirk, Spock/Uhura, PG )

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Prompt: McCoy - Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
( Things to Come, Gen, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Mulan
( Big Damn Heroines, Gen, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Cupcake – Cupcakes
( Cupcakes for Cupcake, Gen, PG )

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Prompt: Does anyone remember when we were explorers?
( A Better Way To Debrief, Ensemble, PG )

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Prompt: The Quick and the Dead
( High Noon, Gen, PG )

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Prompt: Scotty - Mechaphilia
( Protecting His Girl, Scotty/Enterprise, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Gangsters
( An Offer You Cannot Refuse, Mirror, Gen, PG )

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This week's theme was: idioms!


Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Water under the bridge
( The Cure for Pessimism, Scotty/Gaila, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Sly as a fox
( Direct Approach, Kirk/Gaila/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Kirk, Chekov - Your guess is as good as mine
( Unintended Exposure, Kirk/Chekov, PG-13 )

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In other news, I think my porn muse is broken :(

In other, other news, I'm back at work and exhausted. Work blew up while I was away. Woe. Does make the day less draggy though, I suppose.

I didn't post my drabbles from the last two bridge2sickbay fests that I participated in, so I'm going to fix that now.

From 12/5/10, the theme was "Texts From Last Night"


Prompt: Chapel, Gaila - I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
( Proper Tipping Procedure, Chapel/Gaila, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Pike, Kirk - I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
( Plans and Schemes, Pike/Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
( Beating Around the Bush... If You Know What I Mean, Kirk/McCoy, Uhura, R )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
( Pull Me In, Kirk/McCoy pre-slash, PG-13 )

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From 12/12/10, with the theme "perfumes" comes...


Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Secret Moments
( Secret Moments, Scotty/Gaila, G )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy, Joanna - Marshmallow
( Sticky Fingers, Kirk/McCoy, Joanna, PG )

I finally saw Red yesterday. It was entertaining and completely over the top (somehow more so than even the previews had led me to believe). I will likely buy it on DVD when it is released.

Karl Urban was hot and had the tough job of taking himself and his character seriously while the movie around him was madcap. Helen Mirren is absolutely phenomenal and I love her (love love love!), and Bruce Willis and Mary Louise Parker won me over. Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, and Brian Cox were hilarious and quirky. I liked the "caper" aspect to the movie, although it did take me a while to settle in and just accept the movie for what it was: funny, quirky, ridiculous fun.

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In other news: bridge2sickbay!

This week's theme: photo prompts
I love the photo weeks :)

Prompt: Prompt: Scotty, McCoy – A photo of coffee beans
( The Deal, Scotty, McCoy, PG )

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Prompt: Spock, McCoy – A photo McCoy in "The Chair"
( Invitation, pre-Spock/McCoy/Kirk, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt:Kirk, McCoy – A series of three drawings featuring clasping hands
( Hands, Kirk/McCoy, R )

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Prompt: Robau, George Kirk – A photo of a stormy night sky with lightning
( Proposition, Robau, George/Winona, PG )

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Prompt: Pike, McCoy – Scenic photo of a stone keep by the ocean
( Therapy, Pike/McCoy, PG-13 )


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I have a short shift at work this afternoon (What was I thinking?!?! Oh, right, I was thinking that I want to not be broke) and am waiting to make sure I won't be canceled. I've sorted my piled up mail, organized my bills-to-be-paid, washed and folded some of my pile of laundry, and broke down cardboard boxes and took them out for recycling. In short, I feel like I've actually accomplished something. I also have begun a recipe for pomegranate truffles that sounds divine. The filling is now hardening in the fridge. We shall see how it turns out tonight when I get back and finish it.

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My goal is to have a draft of my space_wrapped fic finished by Friday. Is anyone available and interested in taking a look at it or even doing a full beta? Star Trek, Kirk/McCoy, humor, unknown length (not long though).

Title: Sweet Addiction
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1050
Warnings: Language, mild sexual references
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim wants Bones. Bones wants coffee. The romance is clearly gone.
A/N: A silly little fic inspired by a recent photo in jim_and_bones featuring two men holding coffee cups and kissing.

( Sweet Addiction )

Title: Need
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~400
Warnings: Sex, language
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
A/N: A continuation of my quest to learn to write smut. This was inspired by a picture prompt (#2) featuring one man hovering over another on a sun-drenched bed during an intimate moment.

( Leonard was losing his mind. It was, of course, entirely Jim's fault. )

I have somehow committed further comment fic. The Semi weekly Man-on-man posts at jim_and_bones are incredibly inspiring...

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Title: Like Morning Sun
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~450 words
Warnings: Mild references to sexual content
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly. Merely borrowed.
Prompt: A photo (#2) from the jim_and_bones community. It pictures two men cuddling in a tender moment. Please note that the community is locked to members only (due to age verification), but come join the fun!
Summary: Jim and Leonard start off the day with a sleepy morning in bed.

( Like Morning Sun )

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In other news, I got a tetanus booster today, and my arm is beginning to get sore. *sigh*