Fannish fun

Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.


( What Would I Do Without You? )

The format for this week's bridge2sickbay was a bingo card. Two, actually. By the end of the fest we'd completed one full-card bingo and much of the second. Here are my contributions:

Prompt: Kirk - I got ya
( Best Man, Kirk, Spock/Uhura, PG )

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Prompt: McCoy - Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
( Things to Come, Gen, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Mulan
( Big Damn Heroines, Gen, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Cupcake – Cupcakes
( Cupcakes for Cupcake, Gen, PG )

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Prompt: Does anyone remember when we were explorers?
( A Better Way To Debrief, Ensemble, PG )

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Prompt: The Quick and the Dead
( High Noon, Gen, PG )

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Prompt: Scotty - Mechaphilia
( Protecting His Girl, Scotty/Enterprise, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Gangsters
( An Offer You Cannot Refuse, Mirror, Gen, PG )

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Title: Blame Botany
Author: exiled_mind
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, background Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Gaila, Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual references, ridiculousness
Word Count: ~4300
Prompt: ″First Winter Holiday Season on the Enterprise - mistletoe wackiness″
Summary: Mistletoe shenanigans aboard the Enterprise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, much to my chagrin.
Author's Note: Written for the space_wrapped 2010 fest. Many thanks to my wonderful and lightning fast beta reader lauriegilbert. ETA: There is also an extra scene from this fic featuring a bit of Pike/Number One that can be found here.

( Blame Botany )

Happy Holidays and a Joyful New Year :-D

Title: At the End of the Day
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: light R
Length: ~240
Warnings: language, sexual situations
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim is impatient and Leonard can't really bring himself to mind. Much.
A/N: Inspired by a photo from the jim_and_bones semi-weekly man-on-man post from October 25th.

( At the End of the Day )

This week's theme was squicks. Prompts were both squicks that the prompter has as well as things the prompter likes that other people often find squicky.

Being unable to leave well enough alone I simply had to turn two of the prompts on their ears. I love Uhura and tend not to find the "Uhura is a total bitch for no apparent reason" fics as well as the "McCoy is a wuss who must always be saved and never do the saving" trope to not be my cup of tea, so I toyed with those "squicks" a bit. I know, I know, perhaps not what the prompter intended (or maybe it was?) but since this comm is a free-for-all comm rather than a gift or wish fulfillment comm, I figure it's okay to risk not interpreting the prompts as intended. My cup of tea is not your cup of tea and vice versa.

My contributions were as follows:

Prompt: Uhura, Author's Choice - Bitch!Uhura
( Authority; Uhura, OC, Kirk, PG )

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Prompt: Kirk, Spock, McCoy - Weak!McCoy
( A Man of Many Talents; McCoy/Kirk/Spock, R )

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Prompt: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura – Affairs
( Imagination; Uhura/McCoy/Kirk/Spock, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Sarek, Amanda - Pon farr
( Fully Informed; Sarek/Amanda, PG-13 )

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I don't know why I write cutesy Sarek/Amanda. They weren't cutesy in the movie, so I have no idea where it's coming from. I like it though ;)

The theme this week was office supplies.

Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Desk Lamp
( Consequences, Kirk/McCoy, R )

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Prompt: Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Gaila - Office chairs
( Flexible, Kirk, Scott, Gaila/Chekov, PG-13R )

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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Ledger
( Keeping Track of You, Gaila/Kirk, R )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Rubber Bands
( Snap, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Spock, Uhura - Calendar
warnings for references to difficulty in conceiving
( The Fourth Day, Spock/Uhura, PG )

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Late posting these to my own journal. Ah well. The week's theme was submissions to the My Life Is Average website. Once again I wound up having my own little mini-theme within the prompts I snagged and it was apparently academy fic.

Prompt: Uhura, Gaila - Today I realized that Build-A-Bear's slogan is "Where best friends are made." I found that quite sad.
( The Start of a Beautiful Friendship; Uhura, Gaila (background Spock/Uhura), PG, warnings: character death )

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Prompt: McCoy, Joanna - Today my 2yr old daughter said her first knock knock joke. She said "knock knock" I said "who's there?" she said "me"
( Knock, Knock; Kirk, McCoy, Joanna, PG )

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Prompt: Kirk, Uhura - Today, I was driving through the canyon when I passed a sign that said, "Falling rocks". In between the two words, someone had written "in love", so it now read "Falling in love rocks."
( Expressing Oneself; Kirk/Uhura, PG )

This week's theme was: constellations

Prompt: Kirk, Spock, McCoy - Summer Triangle
( Summer Triangle; Kirk/Spock/McCoy, R )

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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Peacock
( Peacock; Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )

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Prompt: Pike, Gaila - Phoenix
( Wanna See Me Rise?*; Pike/Gaila, R )

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Ummmm, clearly I'm a horndog this week? I dunno.

So I was in France for the last B2S and it starts ridiculously later over in Europe, so I only managed one fic and then crashed hard. On the plus side I intend it to be suggestive of K/S/M which is one of my guaranteed-to-press-my-buttons topics, so that's nice :) Only suggestive, though, because writing porny scenes scares me when there's just two players (hence my tendency for fade-to-blacks and ending before the porn actually gets much going). Add in a third and I run in fear. I shall stick to reading porny threesomes. Fortunately this fandom does not disappoint with the number of threesome/moresome options out there.


This weeks theme: Band Names
Prompt: Prompt: Author's Choice - …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
( Trail of Dead; Kirk/Spock/McCoy, PG-13 )