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bluegeekSerenity in 2000 words or less (contains spoilers). Brilliant. GO! Read! Now!
WASH: This is going to be interesting. By the way, if you saw the series, you know I'm the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor.
MAL: Define "Interesting."
WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?
FANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he's been known to do, it couldn't possibly be Wash!
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
BOOK: Finally I get a scene. They're going to send an Operative after you.
MAL: You know an awful lot about the Alliance. Someday you have to tell me about that.
BOOK: No I don't.
JOSS WHEDON: *snicker*
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
MAL: I'm tired of running like a little girl. I aim to misbehave.
OPERATIVE: Ha ha, here I am with a bunch of big ships and you're coming straight at me with your dinky little freighter!
ALL THE REAVERS IN THE 'VERSE: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
OPERATIVE: *runs like a little girl*
WASH: This is going to be interesting. By the way, if you saw the series, you know I'm the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor.
MAL: Define "Interesting."
WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?
FANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he's been known to do, it couldn't possibly be Wash!
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
BOOK: Finally I get a scene. They're going to send an Operative after you.
MAL: You know an awful lot about the Alliance. Someday you have to tell me about that.
BOOK: No I don't.
JOSS WHEDON: *snicker*
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
MAL: I'm tired of running like a little girl. I aim to misbehave.
OPERATIVE: Ha ha, here I am with a bunch of big ships and you're coming straight at me with your dinky little freighter!
ALL THE REAVERS IN THE 'VERSE: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
OPERATIVE: *runs like a little girl*
