Gleecap: Vitamin D (S1E6)
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Those of you who know me will easily guess what annoyed me this episode, so we'll just move along and I shall not dwell. No really. No dwelling. None at all. *frown*
Okay, the club assuming that they've got Sectionals in the bag because their competition is a group from a school for the deaf and a halfway house for girls is clearly going to bite them in the ass hard. It will be delicious. Poor Artie's denial of a cheerleader high-five is amusing though.
Wow. Sue's speech about terrorizing children sounds like the sort of thing my high school calculus teacher would have encouraged. *shudder*
Will's argument confuses me. As does his bulletin board. Kurt questions how a bolt of lightning is in competition with an above ground swimming pool. I question how a bear is in competition with a shark. Basically, you aren't making a good case, Schuester. Anyways, Rachel clearly enjoys the idea of a competition, bless her diehard, obsessive little soul. Awww, poor Kurt wants to join the girl's team and has to walk-of-shame back to the boys'. I'm glad we're crushing any hopes of self-determined self-identity on this little show, aren't you?
Oh my god, what is that hideous thing on Rachel's chest? A giant bow? In plaid?
Sue keeps a journal! It is deliciously cracked and hilarious.
Awww, poor overworked Finn who had to give up homework to free up some more time in his schedule, but still managed to squeeze in being popular and playing video games.
Oooh, Britt – you're a bitch, too? Also, does the whole school know about Quinn's pregnancy or is it just the Glee club so far? Because if the members of the club have somehow managed to keep it to themselves, I am absolutely shocked. That is a lot of people to actually be able to keep a juicy piece of gossip within the fold.
Terri had a 4.0 GPA in high school? Apparently I misjudged her. Guess that goes to show my not-4.0 ass. She's still soap-opera nutty though.
I am developing an eye twitch. You can probably guess why.
Time for the boys to perform! OMG, look at them flail! High-Finn is hilarious. As is Kurt's 'serious face.' And Mike's dancing prowess. And Rachel's flabbergasted expression.
OMG Terri is a drug pusher! Aww, I'm kinda feeling for Coach Ken here. I mean, their mutual machinations are rather creepy, but he does seem to really care for Emma.
Oooh, Kurt you turncoat, defecting to the girls. Don't piss Kurt off when it comes to fashion, apparently. And he looks rather... sad? when he admits to taking the drugs.
Conversations like Will and Terri's over dinner are why my ex and I played cards when we went out to eat. Romantic, huh?
That was some proposal, wasn't it?
Wow. I wonder how many takes Lea Michele had to do for her fast-talking scene. Nice job making the song drugged-level upbeat. Come to think of it, both the boys' and the girls' choreography was appropriately frantic.
No! SHUT UP WILL! DO NOT TELL THEM TO KEEP TAKING DRUGS!
…Emma's idea of a good marriage is that? And Ken somehow thinks this is a better deal than he'd expected. I... what?
Sue Sylvester as Glee co-direct. This is going to go well.
Those of you who know me will easily guess what annoyed me this episode, so we'll just move along and I shall not dwell. No really. No dwelling. None at all. *frown*
Okay, the club assuming that they've got Sectionals in the bag because their competition is a group from a school for the deaf and a halfway house for girls is clearly going to bite them in the ass hard. It will be delicious. Poor Artie's denial of a cheerleader high-five is amusing though.
Wow. Sue's speech about terrorizing children sounds like the sort of thing my high school calculus teacher would have encouraged. *shudder*
Will's argument confuses me. As does his bulletin board. Kurt questions how a bolt of lightning is in competition with an above ground swimming pool. I question how a bear is in competition with a shark. Basically, you aren't making a good case, Schuester. Anyways, Rachel clearly enjoys the idea of a competition, bless her diehard, obsessive little soul. Awww, poor Kurt wants to join the girl's team and has to walk-of-shame back to the boys'. I'm glad we're crushing any hopes of self-determined self-identity on this little show, aren't you?
Oh my god, what is that hideous thing on Rachel's chest? A giant bow? In plaid?
Sue keeps a journal! It is deliciously cracked and hilarious.
Awww, poor overworked Finn who had to give up homework to free up some more time in his schedule, but still managed to squeeze in being popular and playing video games.
Oooh, Britt – you're a bitch, too? Also, does the whole school know about Quinn's pregnancy or is it just the Glee club so far? Because if the members of the club have somehow managed to keep it to themselves, I am absolutely shocked. That is a lot of people to actually be able to keep a juicy piece of gossip within the fold.
Terri had a 4.0 GPA in high school? Apparently I misjudged her. Guess that goes to show my not-4.0 ass. She's still soap-opera nutty though.
I am developing an eye twitch. You can probably guess why.
Time for the boys to perform! OMG, look at them flail! High-Finn is hilarious. As is Kurt's 'serious face.' And Mike's dancing prowess. And Rachel's flabbergasted expression.
OMG Terri is a drug pusher! Aww, I'm kinda feeling for Coach Ken here. I mean, their mutual machinations are rather creepy, but he does seem to really care for Emma.
Oooh, Kurt you turncoat, defecting to the girls. Don't piss Kurt off when it comes to fashion, apparently. And he looks rather... sad? when he admits to taking the drugs.
Conversations like Will and Terri's over dinner are why my ex and I played cards when we went out to eat. Romantic, huh?
That was some proposal, wasn't it?
Wow. I wonder how many takes Lea Michele had to do for her fast-talking scene. Nice job making the song drugged-level upbeat. Come to think of it, both the boys' and the girls' choreography was appropriately frantic.
No! SHUT UP WILL! DO NOT TELL THEM TO KEEP TAKING DRUGS!
…Emma's idea of a good marriage is that? And Ken somehow thinks this is a better deal than he'd expected. I... what?
Sue Sylvester as Glee co-direct. This is going to go well.
