I'll give it a go anyways...

Today is my birthday. 27 years old. I'm very cool with that. I think my parents are in a small amount of shock though ("How do we have a 27 year-old?" "I have no idea, how did this happen?" "Weren't we changing diapers and playing peek-a-boo, like, a minute ago?"

To celebrate, I will (attempt) to write a drabble/ficlet for anyone who is interested. Please offer a pairing (if you want shippy stuff) or a character/characters (if you want gen) and maybe a word or line of a prompt. Keep in mind I don't always go literal with prompts I read, so bear with me.

Star Trek is my main fandom at the moment, but I can have a go at Torchwood (have not yet seen CoE yet though) and Firefly/Serenity too if you'd like.

Fic woes

Argh! Why won't they stop talking? I want to wrap this sucker up but Bones will just not shut up!

I need to be barred from the kink meme. For serious.