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What should apparently be my new mantra:

"I will not aimlessly poke around FFN when bored. I will not aimlessly poke around FFN when bored."

Because then I can avoid the massive migraines and eye-sporking.

I hate restricting myself to the "tried & trues" because then I don't search out and enjoy new people with talent/interesting ideas/fandoms, but slogging through so many massively craptastic attempts at writing? It hurts. There are people out there that make ME look downright witty and perceptive... and that's SAYING SOMETHING. (something terribly, terribly sad)

Also, why do people feel the need to take all their favorite characters from *insert your fandom of choice* and place then in an AU that takes place in a modern high school. When they are from a Galaxy Far, Far Away or medieval times.... please no. But that's just me. Judging by the number of reviews some of these fics received, I am clearly a raving lunatic who simply doesn't understand good literature.

The spork and I shall be over there. Gagging.