Fic: At Least It'sNot A Raptor; Kirk & McCoy, PG-13

Title: At Least It's Not a Raptor
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cracky premise, ridiculousness, hyposprays, alien-spore-induced hallucinations
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine, but borrowed with love and appreciation.
Summary: After a run-in with hallucinogenic spores, Jim's roaming the ship, armed, and hunting dinosaurs. Bones is... wondering how this can possibly be his life.
A/N: Written for a buckleup_meme prompt: Jim: So you're not going to help me catch this pterodactyl then? AOS. Any context. Any response. Actual pterodactyl optional.. No actual dinosaurs or starship captains were injured in the making of this story. One was embarrassed, however he's getting used to that.


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Fic: Dare to Linger; Scotty/Chapel, NC-17

Title: Dare to Linger
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Scotty/Chapel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual situations (PWP), language, haste
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. Sadly.
Summary: Scotty and Christine don't have much time, but they'll make what they have worth it nonetheless.
A/N: This fic was written for a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: Scotty/Chapel: desperation/hurrying/not much time. I haven't written a real het sex scene in... a long time, so... keep that in mind, I guess? Hope it doesn't hurt your brain or grammar soul?

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Fic: What Would I Do Without You? Kirk/McCoy, R

Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.


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