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These are samples of the pictures hung in the women's bathroom at the restaurant where I had lunch today.

Not exactly safe for work, I suppose )
bluegeek: (Glee - Santana & Kurt)
You guys are wonderful and sussed out each of my pairings in the pairing meme! For those that guessed pairings and gave me prompts, I have been studiously working on writing drabbles. Damn, I missed writing. Clearly I need to ignore the towering mound of schoolwork in favor of screwing around more often, right? Right.

Without further ado, I give you:

For [ profile] shagungu
Prompt: Sherlock/John, and the skull

The Voyeur; Sherlock, Sherlock/John, R )


For [ profile] lauriegilbert
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy, telephone (See link for a description of the children's game "telephone" if you are unfamiliar with it)

Less Funny In Space; STXI, Kirk/McCoy, PG )


For [ profile] amor_remanet
Prompt: Kurt and Santana, either a tag to the latest episode [3x06] (for the angst or hurt/comfort), or something sweet and friendship-flavored

I'm Glad We Had This Talk; Glee, Kurt & Santana (implied Kurt/Blaine and Santana/Brittany), PG-13 )


Yes, I am aware that it's been a while. Thoughts are appreciated :)
bluegeek: (DW - Poke it with a stick)
I feel the need to preface this by saying that I cannot stand Rebecca Black's song "Friday". I feel like I get noticeably dumber every time I hear the part where she lists off the order of the days of the week to us all, especially.

That aside, a friend posted this on facebook and I could not help but click on it because, really? Harry Potter and "Friday"? How could this possible be?

bluegeek: (Pretty Enterprise)
Title: Pirate Code
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~950
Warnings: Sex, language, ridiculousness, a touch of roleplaying
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. Much to their relief, I'd imagine.
Summary: Jim's teasing Bones about the beard backfires on him. Or does it?
A/N: Inspired by the Semiweeklhy Man-on-man post here at [ profile] jim_and_bones. I don't know what got into me. It was late. Apparently in my mind that is when the pirates come out to play with the plot bunnies. Who were actually porn bunnies in disguise. I don't even know, people.

Pirate Code )
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Title: Chocolate Digestives and Sibling Rivalry
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Mycroft/John
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~900
Warnings: Sexual situations
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock nor profit from this fanwork
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft argue. Not surprising. Mycroft's method of dealing with Sherlock's taunts, however, is.
A/N: Written for the following [ profile] sherlockbbc_fic prompt: Mycroft distracts himself from hunger with sex. I did stray from the prompt a bit, though. Unbetaed/britpicked.

Chocolate Digestives and Sibling Rivalry )
bluegeek: (sherlock fingers)
Title: Pen to Paper
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2200
Warnings: Language, sexual references
Disclaimer: I neither own Sherlock, nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Sometimes Sherlock needs help in certain areas... like that of the entirety of social interaction. Fortunately, he has friends, family, and insane archenemies willing to offer their assistance.
A/N: This is a spruced up version of a kink meme fill for the prompt: 5 times someone wrote a letter of apology on Sherlock's behalf +1 time he wrote one on behalf of someone. Many thanks to my supportive and entertaining beta and britpicker [ profile] dltoro.

Pen to Paper )
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a [ profile] st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.

What Would I Do Without You? )
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
Title: At Least It's Not a Raptor
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cracky premise, ridiculousness, hyposprays, alien-spore-induced hallucinations
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine, but borrowed with love and appreciation.
Summary: After a run-in with hallucinogenic spores, Jim's roaming the ship, armed, and hunting dinosaurs. Bones is... wondering how this can possibly be his life.
A/N: Written for a [ profile] buckleup_meme prompt: Jim: So you're not going to help me catch this pterodactyl then? AOS. Any context. Any response. Actual pterodactyl optional.. No actual dinosaurs or starship captains were injured in the making of this story. One was embarrassed, however he's getting used to that.

At Least It's Not a Raptor )
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
The format for this week's [ profile] bridge2sickbay was a bingo card. Two, actually. By the end of the fest we'd completed one full-card bingo and much of the second. Here are my contributions:

Prompt: Kirk - I got ya
Best Man, Kirk, Spock/Uhura, PG )


Prompt: McCoy - Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Things to Come, Gen, PG-13 )


Prompt: Mulan
Big Damn Heroines, Gen, PG-13 )


Prompt: Cupcake – Cupcakes
Cupcakes for Cupcake, Gen, PG )


Prompt: Does anyone remember when we were explorers?
A Better Way To Debrief, Ensemble, PG )


Prompt: The Quick and the Dead
High Noon, Gen, PG )


Prompt: Scotty - Mechaphilia
Protecting His Girl, Scotty/Enterprise, PG-13 )


Prompt: Gangsters
An Offer You Cannot Refuse, Mirror, Gen, PG )

bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
This week's theme was: idioms!

Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Water under the bridge
The Cure for Pessimism, Scotty/Gaila, PG-13 )


Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Sly as a fox
Direct Approach, Kirk/Gaila/McCoy, PG-13 )


Prompt: Kirk, Chekov - Your guess is as good as mine
Unintended Exposure, Kirk/Chekov, PG-13 )


In other news, I think my porn muse is broken :(

In other, other news, I'm back at work and exhausted. Work blew up while I was away. Woe. Does make the day less draggy though, I suppose.
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
This week's theme was: New

Prompt: Kirk, McCoy – New sensation
Succumb; Kirk/McCoy, NC-17 )


Prompt: Archer, Pike - (Old dog,) new tricks
Wisdom of the Ages; Archer, Pike, PG-13 )


Prompt: McCoy, Joanna - New baby
The Facts of Life; Krik/McCoy, Joanna, PG, warnings: vague references to mpreg )


Prompt: McCoy, Uhura – New language
He Speaks Volumes; McCoy, Uhura, PG )


Prompt: Spock, Uhura - New addition
Value Beyond the Scientific; Spock/Uhura, PG-13, warning: references to labor/childbirth )


Prompt: Kirk, McCoy, Joanna - New boyfriend
Slight Overreaction; Kirk, Ensemble, Joanna, PG )


Prompt: Spock, Amanda - New season
The Logic of Snow; Amanda, Spock, G )

In other news, I have a mild fever. I haven't had a fever (that I've known about) in a very long time. I disapprove :(
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
I could hardly leave Pike out of the mistletoe fun, could I? The following is a scene that didn't make it into the final version of Blame Botany, but that I really rather like anyways. And so I am sharing it here...


Given that the Enterprise had to regularly send reports back to Starfleet Command, Jim figured it was inevitable that the mistletoe antics would eventually be noticed and questioned. )
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
Title: Blame Botany
Author: [ profile] exiled_mind
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, background Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Gaila, Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual references, ridiculousness
Word Count: ~4300
Prompt: ″First Winter Holiday Season on the Enterprise - mistletoe wackiness″
Summary: Mistletoe shenanigans aboard the Enterprise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, much to my chagrin.
Author's Note: Written for the [ profile] space_wrapped 2010 fest. Many thanks to my wonderful and lightning fast beta reader [ profile] lauriegilbert. ETA: There is also an extra scene from this fic featuring a bit of Pike/Number One that can be found here.

Blame Botany )

Happy Holidays and a Joyful New Year :-D
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
I plan on mostly just relaxing today (and not just because I have a sore throat and am currently thinking "please don't get sick" thoughts. This is my year to work Christmas Eve and Christmas, so I want to enjoy myself today). I think I'll likely sleep at my parents house, so I can plan on watching movies until late and drinking wine (hmmm, should I take cold medicine and avoid alcohol tonight or skip the meds and enjoy my Reisling?) and catching up with my sister before she goes back to school.

I should be doing a few things like finding cold medicine (just in case), cleaning up a bit, or cooking tasty things. Instead I'm writing porny humor. Or silly porn. Either way works, I suppose. Ummm, Happy Thanksgiving?

Title: Dirtside
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~600
Warnings: Sexual situations, vague(ish) references to rimming
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim teaches Leonard to appreciate the value of a nice picnic. Using oral sex. What? He's persuasive.
A/N: Inspired by a photo from the [ profile] jim_and_bones semi-weekly man-on-man post.

Dirtside )
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
Tired, no time for proper intro.

This week's theme was: transportation.

Original Prompt: Spock Prime, Kirk, McCoy - Stargate
But since my reading comprehension was apparently crap yesterday, I misread it as: Spock Prime, Kirk, Spock - Stargate

Never Change, Spock Prime, Kirk, Spock, G )


Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Airplane
Joining the Club, Kirk/McCoy, R )


Prompt: Pike, Number One - Chocobo
Damned Birds, Pike, One, PG )


Prompt: Sarek, Amanda, Spock - Vulcan version of a sports car
Practical, Sarek/Amanda, PG-13 )

bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
Title: Sweet Addiction
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1050
Warnings: Language, mild sexual references
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim wants Bones. Bones wants coffee. The romance is clearly gone.
A/N: A silly little fic inspired by a recent photo in [ profile] jim_and_bones featuring two men holding coffee cups and kissing.

Sweet Addiction )
bluegeek: (Star Trek - Boldy Go)
So I decided that finishing this and baking cookies would cheer me up. It helped.

Title: The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2500 words
Warnings: Mild sexual references, language, coerced public kissing, ridiculousness
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine, merely borrowed.
Summary: Seven kisses Jim and Leonard had to perform in public and one that was in private, and simply for themselves.
A/N: Written from a prompt from [ profile] jim_and_bones featuring two pictures of kissing. I'm considering this fic a loosely-connected sequel to Just Warming Up, a previous Kirk and McCoy kissing fic. Also, a cookie to anyone who catches the LARP reference, unsubtle though it may be.

The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones )
bluegeek: (Default)
The theme this week was office supplies.

Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Desk Lamp
Consequences, Kirk/McCoy, R )


Prompt: Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Gaila - Office chairs
Flexible, Kirk, Scott, Gaila/Chekov, PG-13R )


Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Ledger
Keeping Track of You, Gaila/Kirk, R )


Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Rubber Bands
Snap, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )


Prompt: Spock, Uhura - Calendar
warnings for references to difficulty in conceiving
The Fourth Day, Spock/Uhura, PG )



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